i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
handjob tips. give me some.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
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He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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