I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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