This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
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Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
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I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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