@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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