Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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