I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it was like eating out sand paper
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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