Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
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sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
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I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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