It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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