Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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