Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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