we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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