I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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