Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize