can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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