Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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