So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
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We had to coat check the pizza.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
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I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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