i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
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Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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