what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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