I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
He's on the porch naked. Help.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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