Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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