I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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