No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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