I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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