All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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you inspire me to be a worse person
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
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