Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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