The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
sarcasm needs its own font
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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