You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
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