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She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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