I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
You're earring is so big in my mouth
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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