i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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