when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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