question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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