its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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