I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
