There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
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Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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