wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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