So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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