babies were throwing up all over the place
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
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then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
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Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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