would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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