woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
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According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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