Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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