all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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