ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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