My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
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He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
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She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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