The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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