Nicole vs. Life
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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