i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Randomize