Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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