she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
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you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
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