Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
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I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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