OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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