I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
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Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
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I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
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