You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
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